Sexuality

The Leaf Vibrator – an eco-friendly orgasm!

I did a talk in a sex shop not too long ago now…

However that’s not what this post is about, it’s about them gifting me with a box of goodies and inside was this box.

It was brown all over, with Bloom Leaf written on it. A cardboard box. Saying it’s 100% silicone finish, rechargeable, natural pleasure.

It was the box that got me. It was so plain. I had no idea until I pulled it out. The smooth cardboard finish filled my inner greenie with glee.

It couldn’t be an eco-friendly vibrator, surely!?

I opened the box with haste forgetting the rest of my goodie bag and pulled out a green item. It’s flexible. It’s silicone, it’s rechargeable.

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The chargeable hole for the vibe is actually at the smaller end, blink and you’d miss it. I left it to charge overnight as I anticipated the next nights string of orgasms from a new toy.

When I got home from work the next night I locked myself up in my bedroom after dinner and settled in with my favourite hentai and my new bloom leaf vibrator.

What I found is that the thing is flexible! You can have either the bigger end inside with the smaller end outside, or you can even double that up! Be aware though, that the speed controls for either end (yes everyone, both ends vibrate!!) is on the slimmer side and it’s all streamlined so that there’s 2 small bumps.

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These bumps are for the speed of the bigger leaf and the other bump below it is for the stem.

And this baby has some buzz. Let me tell you. I might have had a few orgasms from this thing easily. But then I do come at the change in winds too, so maybe I’m not the best person to be taking on board with this.

Suffice to say, it’s small enough that you can fit it in your panties as you go for a stroll around the shops with your partner. It’s flexible enough that you could take it on a drive and get creative when you got bored. And it’s got different speed buttons for the different ends.

How could you not love this baby?

Cons: with this is that the silicone does pick up a lot of bits and pieces being hair, lint, dust, etc. So make sure you always keep it in its little sleeve and possibly throw in a handy wipe for it as well. I do love being sex toy organised. That way you can clean it and pop it straight back in its bag after use. Because trust me when I say this, it does make you messy.

Wins: the double vibrations means that you can mix and match where you put what and get the full benefit of this deliciously naughty toy. I love that it’s silicone all over so you can stick it under a tap and not feel bad about filling the battery up with water. It’s flexible meaning that there isn’t just a few uses for this baby, there’s as many as your imagination can give you.

With a goodie bag gift like this, I’d do adult store talks more often. Oh yes.

16 Comments

  • bethteliho

    Nice size, and I like the flexibility. I love that it’s green! How cool is that? Who woulda thunk it?

    I hate silicon and its ability to attract fucking everything. But whatdoyado?

    • Sharn

      It is a good size! And it’s not too big or too small! If you get what I mean =)

      I love the green too, vibrators tend to come in the “usual” sex shop colours out here. Pinks, purples and whites. Yawn.

      Green however, green makes me happy!

      I don’t know, the best thing I can think of to do with silicon is keep those bloody baby wipes handy… that way at least I can clean up afterwards and before.

  • Blossom Brouillard

    It’s cute! I love the green as well. My fav color, symbolizes hope! I’m not typically a big fan of things that vibrate. (I know. Perish the thought. Right? ) But this looks like fun. Would be really sweet if it came with a remote control.

    • Sharn

      Does it? Maybe they should have called it the hopeful! Well, not that you need to hope much using it!

      It definitely does it’s job… πŸ˜‰

      I’m not sure I’d enjoy it with a remote control… I hate those wireless buzzy toys you get, or it could be that all my exes love the cheap and nasty ones that shocked me into wanting to kill someone rather than shocked me into a sexually aroused heap.

      Maybe my next mission can be to find a wireless vibrator that isn’t nasty!

      • Blossom Brouillard

        I bought a wireless for a 34 year old Virgin that I was seeing. I think it got his confidence up and gave him a sense of control. I also love the element of surprise. But i love surprises in general.

        He was very sweet. It did the trick. We broke the bed. He almost broke me!

        • Sharn

          My ex got one of those bullet ones that are wireless for me once.

          It made me jump so high that I might have pulled it out and binned it soon as I could.

          However win win for you!! I love surprises too, those bullet things just don’t hit any good spots though and annoy me more than turn me on… well, the one did. I think I will try to find one that doesn’t….

          Ahhhh I love a good breaking =)

  • Hella Buzzed

    Do women actually care about an Eco friendly vibrator when you’re flicking your bean? I bet you of that thing ran on diesel and clipping from the rain Forrest you would still use it.

    • Sharn

      Nah I wouldn’t to be honest.

      But I’m a bit of a greenie at heart. The eco friendly made me kind of happy.

      Plus that sucker bends! So many hours of amusement. πŸ˜‰

        • Sharn

          Yup.

          I think you have my inner happiness confused with fleeting vaginally spasms πŸ˜‰

          Being eco friendly and my carbon footprint are important to me. So yes, an eco friendly vibe is something I’d seek out and buy.

          Orgasms are secondary. And I can have them without vibes.

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