1. I’m a wee bit vertically challenged (no, I’m not a dwarf)2. I’m also a wee bit directionally challenged. I get lost at the drop of a hat.
3. I laugh loud. I giggle softer.
4. Animals make me lol. To the point I have no noise coming out while I’m laughing and tears streaming down my face.
5. I love my retro red push-bike. And I often dress to match. Look at my awesome socks.6. I’m not a cat or dog person. I’m just an animal person.7. I hate drinking warm water. I think it tastes like piss. Although maybe piss would have a better tang to it.8. I love being tied up as much as I love tying people up. This is my rope on Frances. <39. I have so many lip balms that I could moisturise China’s entire dry lipped population.
That’s a riot. How do you accumulate so many? Are they different kinds? I have exactly two and can never find it when I need it. Perhaps I should move to China.
You have a beautiful face! Duh! I’ve been wearing Chanel for so many years in thinking I had better cut back. Cuz Mrs big shot isn’t s big shot anymore since giving up her biz 2 years ago. The irony is, when I get booked for gigs, is kind of important to look good. 🙁 clearly I did not think this through! !
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Blossom Brouillard
That’s hysterical! I’m particularly find of the lip Balm piece.
Sharn
Thank you 🙂
Lip balm. My down fall…
Blossom Brouillard
That’s a riot. How do you accumulate so many? Are they different kinds? I have exactly two and can never find it when I need it. Perhaps I should move to China.
Sharn
Bwahahahaha! No no, I’ll happily post you some! Lip balm sos Package!
It’s easy to accumulate. I never seem to have any when I go out so I buy more. Or I find some that are too cute not to buy. Like the kawaii stuff!
Blossom Brouillard
That’s great. I’ll probably be thinking of you as I apply my war paint tomorrow.
Sharn
Heheehehehe! I don’t wear any, apart from lip balm…
Blossom Brouillard
You don’t need to!!! Lol!
Sharn
Ahhhh I don’t know about needing 😉
Blossom Brouillard
You have a beautiful face! Duh! I’ve been wearing Chanel for so many years in thinking I had better cut back. Cuz Mrs big shot isn’t s big shot anymore since giving up her biz 2 years ago. The irony is, when I get booked for gigs, is kind of important to look good. 🙁 clearly I did not think this through! !
Sharn
Oh I don’t know about that! But thank you 🙂
I think it’s harder when you need to put on a face to work. I don’t so it makes my life easier!!
Expat Eye
I identify with the short girl bit! In my local supermarket, I just have to stand looking at some things until a tall person comes along 🙂
Sharn
Hehehe Oh I’ve done that before!
Or I jump for it and someone tall takes pity on me and gets it for me with a giggle. The joys of being short!
Expat Eye
I used to stand up on a stool but they seem to have then them away!
Sharn
Oh we don’t get stools here… apparently it’s a safety thing!
Expat Eye
Yeah, health and safety isn’t really an issue in LV 😉
Sharn
hahahaha It’s the same in Turkey to be honest.
I nearly killed myself so many times there…
Expat Eye
Yeah, you definitely have to keep your eyes open walking around Latvia!
Sharn
I do love reading your stories about that place, it reminds me of my family 😀
Expat Eye
I think my next one will be about mothers here 😉 Bound to get me into trouble!
Phil Taylor
Love the socks, the animals and they tying!
Sharn
Thanks Phil 🙂
foreverinfibre
My legs!!! You’re also awesome (and drunk me apparently agrees 🙂 )
Sharn
You have such lovely legs my dear! How could I not include them? 😀
xox
maurnas
I also hate warm water and am obsessed with chapstick. Though I think I really just have an ice obsession too.
Sharn
One yes! I love munching on ice!