I don’t know what prompted me to reactivate my OKC profile, but I did. And not before long I started trolling the boys that were messaging me. I honestly don’t see me ever meeting one single guy off this site anytime in my future. Or their dreams.
Where did manners and courtesy go, I ask?
Anyway, here’s the very first message I got to entertain you all.
His writing from the left, mine doesn’t have a bubble.
Sexual objectification. I’m sure I wrote about how hot it makes me. With the right person.
In this case it turned me into a raging bitch. At least I stayed polite.
Oh the fun world of dating, how I loathe thee. I might have to retire by getting a new hitachi and collecting all the James Deen porn available to keep me going until the end of days. Or a zombie apocalypse.
I would apologize on behalf of all mankind, but then I thought about it -fuck `em, they made their own mistakes. I don’t know how all you wonderful ladies put up with all this male bullshit. That said, good luck. š
I wish I had some insight or tip or funny quote, but honestly I never got the whole dating thing. Too much work, too little reward. Its kind of like that definition for insanity, doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result. But then, I’ve always been pretty crazy. š
Ha ha! Funny read cos it’s happening to someone else š I’ve had my share of these conversations online! Anyone who starts with ‘wanna fuck?’ or Ć’m married but wanna fuck anyway?’ or similar is instantly blocked š It’s funny in the beginning but gets a bit soul destroying after a while!
I hear that! I find that if I write a rather aggressive straight forward profile, it gets alt me attention from more educated guys. More often than not, they just want to get laid as well. The best guy I met, who I REALLY liked, I messed up because of my adder all crazy episode. Lol. My sub meet him and said it’s just as well. He said, Gary was so perfect for you and you for him that you probably would be with him now and would have given up singing. š maybe the scammers don’t hit Australia as much as they do here
Good old OK Stupid, a pleasant medium for idiots to get maximum exposure. (Well…not literally, thanks to the pic guidelines.) Maybe your interaction with spur him to develop his brain a bit when it comes to women. One can always hope.
(Also, have you seen this? http://instagranniepants.tumblr.com/ Have I already asked you that? Sorry, if so.)
Oh Geezus. This makes me very glad to be married and not dating. I met my husband before internet dating, before even texting. I don’t think I could hang. I would almost want to meet these guys just to (I don’t know) publicly call them out. I mean, I love a good tit compliment like the next girl, but come on.
I wish I’d met someone before internet dating too lol but unfortunately internet dating has always been around for me!
I don’t think I could be bothered meeting them just to call them out. I don’t know why he would think that this would make me fall over myself to throw myself at his feet. I don’t understand man mentality!!
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Just Plain Ol' Vic
I am all for the zombie apocalypse! At the very least you will know for sure they are interested in your brain first and foremost!
Sharn
Hah! That’s so true. I didn’t think that at all. Good point.
Ann St. Vincent
I can buy you some of the Hitachi attachments if you like.
I’m sorry you are back to that world…but I will enjoy the humorous posts that are sure to follow š
Sharn
Lol Ahhh Ann! That had me laughing so hard. I love Hitachi attachments, never had those before!
It’s ok, at least we’re all getting some amusement from my failed love life š
Ann St. Vincent
Well I have one that makes my hitachi look like a muppet. Can’t use it anymore š
Is it bad that now when some douchy thing happens, I think – oh, no worries, it will make a funny blog post?
Sharn
Lol a Muppet! I haven’t obviously seen that!
It’s not bad, I have the same thoughts to be honest. What we’ve come to huh? š
johnnyid
I would apologize on behalf of all mankind, but then I thought about it -fuck `em, they made their own mistakes. I don’t know how all you wonderful ladies put up with all this male bullshit. That said, good luck. š
Sharn
Hahaha thanks Johnny.
I do know it’s not y’all but it’s actually finding the gems amongst the shit…
johnnyid
I wish I had some insight or tip or funny quote, but honestly I never got the whole dating thing. Too much work, too little reward. Its kind of like that definition for insanity, doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result. But then, I’ve always been pretty crazy. š
Sharn
Me too apparently!
But it keeps me slightly entertained…
johnnyid
You keep the rest of us slightly entertained to. š
Sharn
Hahaha ı like sharing the joy, I’m a giver like that.
johnnyid
I’m sure I can speak for all of your readers and heartily thank you for your generosity.
Sharn
That made me giggle a lot.
Anytime! Community service and all.
Sean Smithson
What a douche!
Sharn
Yes, story of my life!
Expat Eye
Ha ha! Funny read cos it’s happening to someone else š I’ve had my share of these conversations online! Anyone who starts with ‘wanna fuck?’ or Ć’m married but wanna fuck anyway?’ or similar is instantly blocked š It’s funny in the beginning but gets a bit soul destroying after a while!
Sharn
Soul destroying is an understatement.
I just find the whole oh, but I have a penis therefore I am the dumb excuse to be the worst.
No, you’re an asshole because you’re an asshole. Not because you have a penis.
I hate the dating game in Australia. I really do.
Julie Butler Chanteuse
At least he’s not a scammer. A bit of a pig maybe, but he’s real. I used to love that site. But the scammed have found it and it’s just annoying.
Sharn
Scammed? I don’t understand?
Julie Butler Chanteuse
Guys in Africa pretending to be nearby. They steal pics from FB or modeling sites and create bogus personas.
Sharn
Oh, never had those before!
Julie Butler Chanteuse
You’re lucky!!!
Sharn
Possibly, although the other stuff I’m getting I’m not sure it’s luck!
Julie Butler Chanteuse
I hear that! I find that if I write a rather aggressive straight forward profile, it gets alt me attention from more educated guys. More often than not, they just want to get laid as well. The best guy I met, who I REALLY liked, I messed up because of my adder all crazy episode. Lol. My sub meet him and said it’s just as well. He said, Gary was so perfect for you and you for him that you probably would be with him now and would have given up singing. š maybe the scammers don’t hit Australia as much as they do here
vagabondurges
Good old OK Stupid, a pleasant medium for idiots to get maximum exposure. (Well…not literally, thanks to the pic guidelines.) Maybe your interaction with spur him to develop his brain a bit when it comes to women. One can always hope.
(Also, have you seen this? http://instagranniepants.tumblr.com/ Have I already asked you that? Sorry, if so.)
Sharn
I would hope so! But I won’t hold my breath.
The men in Australia leave a lot to be desired š
Oh yes, I love that tumblr! I actually am following her on Instagram too, she’s amaze!!
cellulitelooksbettertan
Oh Geezus. This makes me very glad to be married and not dating. I met my husband before internet dating, before even texting. I don’t think I could hang. I would almost want to meet these guys just to (I don’t know) publicly call them out. I mean, I love a good tit compliment like the next girl, but come on.
Sharn
I wish I’d met someone before internet dating too lol but unfortunately internet dating has always been around for me!
I don’t think I could be bothered meeting them just to call them out. I don’t know why he would think that this would make me fall over myself to throw myself at his feet. I don’t understand man mentality!!
cellulitelooksbettertan
Neither do I!