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    The week of death & tears

    I never thought George Michael would be dead this year. Nor General Organa. Or her mother. Let alone all the others we’ve lost this year. Bowie. Prince. They say that losing all your favourites is a sign that you’re getting…

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    With all my love, Australia…

    You guys know how I love to share things that make me laugh until I’m crying. And I am trying to get my shit together to write about my travels in far away lands, however it’s hard to process and…

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    Waxing woes

    Waxing. The modern dilemma of walking around looking like you got a bad botox job and clear goop dribbling off your eyebrows and chin. They make you believe that this is how you’ll walk out… When in fact this is…

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    First World Problem Alert: Balls. Big blue ones.

    I don’t blame you for thinking that title is something kinky about making a man get blue balls. But it’s not. This week in all things work related, a workmate and I acquired some blue exercise balls. That you pump…

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    Moved in, yet waiting to move in…

    You know that limbo land you inhabit when most of your shit is still in boxes? I’m in that land. My mother’s house is littered in my boxes and clothes and general shit. From cat carriers to take sick kitty…

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    Stories telling stories

    The other night we got to watch an 80s movie with the producer and some actors in residence for a Q&A afterwards. To say that I was pleasantly surprised by the movie is an understatement. I wondered why I hadn’t…

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    The lurgy

    I’m sorry guys, I really do want to finish up my story with Cern for you, however I got his sickness that he had over xmas and am now slowly dying. Even if he’s told me I’m not allowed to.…